Some years ago (2006) there was a movie titled “Idiocracy.”
The razor-thin plot centered on the Pentagon selecting an
average guy (actually a somewhat dim slacker) for a hibernation project. After a few years everybody forgot about the
project. Centuries pass. When he awakens
in the future he’s instantly the smartest guy in the country.
That’s because by then the country was incredibly,
breathtakingly dumb.
The dumbing down of “Uhmerica” happened because the stupid
simply out reproduced the more intelligent.
A narrator explains that the more intelligent and better educated kept postponing
or limiting the number of children they had for career or financial reasons. Meanwhile,
the less intelligent and less educated just had baby after baby.
Since evolution favors the most adaptable and most prolific breeders
– not the strongest or most intelligent – in a few centuries the population was
overwhelmingly ignorant.
The culture adapted to the desires and abilities of this
dumbed down Uhmerica. People who read books were ridiculed. The top rated show was “Ow, my balls!” which
featured – you guessed it – clips of guys getting hit in the balls (the logical
extension of today’s America’s Favorite Videos?).
American English had devolved into mix of street slang,
profanity, and pidgin. Ad slogans were
crass. Carl’s Jr’s slogan was “Fuck you,
I’m eating’” and its self-service kiosks offered BIG ASS FRIES or EXTRA BIG ASS
FRIES. (Think of Kmart’s “big gas savings” campaign, or its “ship my pants”
campaign not long ago – see anything similar?)
When our average guy arrives the President is a popular championship
wrestler by the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. Instead
of Air Force One, he has a Presidential RV.
When his opponents talk about the need for more jobs, he belittles them
and proposes a counter plan: printing
lots and lots more currency so he can give every citizen a million dollars,
because, as he says: People don’t need JOBS; they need MONEY! Plus, if
everybody is a millionaire, they don’t need to worry about healthcare or
anything else – everybody will be rich.
Oh, and his campaign poster has one word: HOAP.
Here we are 10 years after the movie came out – in the midst
of a campaign for President of the United States – and I have to tell you it’s
not going to take centuries to get to that future.
In some ways we’re already there.
Trump – a popular reality TV star – is leading in almost
every poll except in head-to-heads against Hillary or Sanders. Trump is running on a platform of building a
wall Mexico will pay for, deporting 11 million people, and making America great
again without any details. Trump trash
talks his opponents like a WWE professional wrestler. And he claims he “loves” the poorly educated.
Sanders is promising essentially what President Camacho
offers, and Hillary’s not too far from that either. Both want to spend more money than we have,
and both are appealing to an obviously economics-challenged target audience, as
well as aggressively courting lower income groups with high-reproductive
rates.
Then there’s our popular culture.
Need I say more?
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