A special note to
undecided voters
It’s unlikely that anyone reading this falls into that category – but
just in case you have friends who claim to be undecided, here’s some advice for
them:
If you’re going to vote for Obama, say
so.
If you’re going to vote for Romney, say
so.
If you’re going to vote for Gary Johnson
or some other fringe candidate as a protest against the major parties, say
so.
And if you’re not going to vote, say
so.
Frankly, we’re all fed up with your wishy-washy “well, I really don’t
know” crap. Or the “I like some of what
Romney says, but I like some of what Obama says” nonsense.
You’re not choosing between Coke or Pepsi, or Jif or Skippy peanut
butter. And you don’t get to mix and
match. There’s no Cokesi or
Jifippy. It’s either one of the other.
Unless, of course, you’re going to throw away your vote by choosing some
green party or Libertarian candidate, either of which have a snowball’s chance
in Hell of winning
Obama vs. Romney is not a battle of the brands, where one is pretty much
like the other. But that’s how you’re
dealing with it. As if the contenders
are separated by mere nuances.
Maybe if you hold out long enough something – some now-unforeseen event
like one of the candidates caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy – will make
the decision for you.
What the Hell are you thinking?
Better still, who cares? You
probably spend hours deciding which pair of black socks to wear.
The only time I can remember having such a clear choice between
candidates was when McGovern ran against Nixon and when Reagan ran against
Carter. (For the record, I voted for
McGovern – who lost in a landslide, and I voted for Reagan – who won in a
landslide.)
Pretty much every other recent election was between two guys who could
have switched parties and nobody would know the difference.
This time you really have a clear choice.
Obama wants to expand government, raise taxes on the rich, kick the can
down the road on most entitlements, cut defense, and continue borrowing.
Romney wants to scale back government, lower everybody’s tax rate while
closing loopholes for the wealthy, deal with entitlements now with some means
testing, keep defense spending high, and reduce overall government spending.
On healthcare, Obama clearly wants to move to a single-payer system, and
he wants to cover everyone, regardless of income level. Romney
wants to increase competition among insurance providers and move toward
vouchers to help offset rising costs only for those who qualify.
One preaches social responsibility; the other, personal
responsibility.
Honestly, they could not be more different.
And you can’t make up your mind?
Is it the likeability thing? Obama
seems like a warmer, friendlier kind of guy than Romney.
That’s fine if you’re looking for a drinking buddy or someone to go
fishing with.
But we’re talking about being President of the United States – a job that
requires making hard decisions all the time, not doing rock-paper-scissors or
flipping a coin to see who pays for the next round. The decisions you make as President have
far-reaching consequences, so you always have to know what you are doing, and
what could happen as a result.
When something needs to be fixed, you have to know how to fix it. And have the guts to do what’s necessary to make
sure it gets fixed.
Without worrying about remaining likeable. Or what the polls say.
Think of it this way: if you had a
serious illness, would you want a doctor who is very likeable, or a doctor with
the proven experience and skill to treat you?
Which is more important?
Don’t know about you, but I’d take experience and skill every time. They could have the bedside manners of a lowland
gorilla, but if they’re the best at their job, they’re my choice.
But I digress. This is a note to
the undecided, after all.
So never mind. You probably won’t vote
anyway. In the meantime, spare us your insipid
posturing about how you’re carefully weighing which candidate to choose.
You want everyone to believe you’re intelligently deliberating the pluses
and minuses. In reality you’ve already
made up your mind.
So stop the BS.
And if you are really, truly, positively, absolutely undecided in
November, do us all a big favor.
Don’t vote.
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